2025 Tour Schedule

Welcome. Here you will find my tour dates for 2025.

The lion’s share of these dates and locations hinge on personal plans - attending a wedding, an arts festival, a concert, a gathering… you get the idea. If you'd like to see me, now is a great time to put your hat in the ring. Consider a bespoke trip if you'd like to see me sooner. The same goes for cities that aren't listed: go ahead and convince me either by flying me to you or sponsoring a tour.

Quite often, my dates may be flexible by a day or two, especially with advance planning or some extra funds to lubricate a change in a flight or hotel reservation. If you'd like to see me a day earlier or later, it does not hurt to ask. And at the same time, if you want to see me in New York City at a point in time where I am scheduled to be somewhere else, it does not hurt to inquire. Especially if it is at the beginning or the end of a trip.

For all other dates that aren’t listed, assume that I'll be in NYC. To be clear, I might not always be in NYC just because I'm not on tour. But it is as good of a starting point as any.

Note that there are a few select cities I may revisit throughout 2025, but for now, I am listing my first (or next) appearance in each city. I will update this post regularly, and I will tweak the "published on" date to give you a sense of the freshness of these plans.

July 15-17: Raleigh, NC

July 17-19: Charlotte, NC

July 23-25: Springfield and/or Northampton, MA

August 4+5: Brattleboro, VT

August 11: Scranton, PA

August 12-13: Harrisburg, PA

September 24-27: San Francisco, CA

October 8-10: Atlanta, GA

More dates and locations are TBD...

As an FYI (and to get your creative juices flowing), I have visited the following places so far in 2025:
Boston, MA
Bridgeport, CT
Charlotte, NC
Chicago, IL
Hartford, CT
King of Prussia, PA
Mexico City, Mexico
Philadelphia, PA
Portland, OR
Poughkeepsie, NY
Raleigh, NC
Seattle, WA
Springfield, MA
Tulum, Mexico
Worcester, MA
Washington DC

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